The Team Medic
General Surgeon isn’t just the team medic, he’s Big G’s own Doctor Feelgood. Combining Krony powers from every healthcare sector, he’s four Kronies in one! His hermetically sealed helmet glows green with the steady, life-sustaining drip of G-Force. This K-Street veteran has the prescription for catastrophic plans: A federal mandate. General Surgeon’s central plan has you covered…for life!
A warrior, a healer, a crony. During WWII, Colonel Pierce Healy, M.D. was Big G’s private valet. He swiftly rose in the ranks to become head of Veterans Affairs during the Vietnam War, and eventually a key Senatorial vote during the passage of Medicare Part D. For decades he passed through the revolving doors between the Senate Chamber and K-Street, until the day he gave it all for Affordable Care Act…the day he became General Surgeon.
Retractable shield that hides the true cost of care. Patent-protected pill popper. Bionic legs that kick back subsidies and boot patients off their plans.
“Take two entitlements and call me in morning.”
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